It’s so beautifully arranged on the plate – you know someone’s fingers have been all over it.
Julia Child
Julia Child
Fran Lebowitz
I like rice. Rice is great if you’re hungry and want 2000 of something.
Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg
I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks.
Totie Fields
Totie Fields
The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.
Julia Child
Julia Child
I’ll have a double cappuccino, half-caf, non-fat milk, with enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing, but not so much that it would leave a moustache.
Niles Crane, Frasier
Niles Crane, Frasier
The only two things I don’t eat for breakfast are lunch and dinner.
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